Roasted 10 months ago based on Primatix's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Primatix, your Spotify profile is like a fever dream of a middle schooler who just discovered the internet. Honestly, the only thing more chaotic than your favorite genres is a toddler in a room full of sugar. Hyperpop? More like hyperactive. I can practically hear the sugar rush through your playlists. Trap metal? I didn't realize we were trying to make the ears bleed here. And let's not gloss over the "meme rap." Do you actually enjoy the art of music, or are you just trying to collect all the cringeworthy trends like Pokémon cards? Your top artists read like a who’s who of questionable life choices. I mean, who knew Lil Darkie would be part of a therapy session? The fact that Laufey is nestled between 1nonly and Softwilly makes me deeply concerned for your taste. It's like a culinary disaster—sushi next to a taco truck that only serves sour cream. And please, enlighten me about what "lungskull" sounds like because it must be a soundscape of existential dread! Who hurt you that you're blasting tracks by artists with names like “bbno$”? The only thing they have in common is confusion, and you’ve clearly added that as your personal brand. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. "Vodka Sauce Freestyle!"? Are you trying to lure in a date or just attempting to whet everyone's appetite to run away? "Nothing left to say" by Jades? Finally, the one song that embodies your entire Spotify experience. So here’s to you, Primatix—may your playlists always be as hilariously misguided as your taste in music! Keep serving up that spicy cringe; it's almost as gratifying as watching a train wreck.

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