Roasted 1 year ago based on tyson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tysonn, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. Your Spotify profile looks like the result of a high schooler’s last-minute project on “how to be a sad boi.” It’s almost impressive how you managed to compile a playlist of genres that scream, “I couldn’t make it through a single happy song without thinking my life is a meme.” Melodic rap, meme rap, emo rap… Do you just shuffle through your emotions like you're flipping channels during a commercial break? Wait, let’s not give you too much credit; I bet your "Rage Rap" playlist is just you trying to channel the anger you feel about never getting enough likes on your Instagram. And the artists? Wow, it looks like you just raided the clearance bin of SoundCloud! Juice WRLD? Sure, because who doesn’t love crying in the shower to that same tune on repeat? Alex G? You might want to confirm he knows you’re using his songs as the soundtrack to your existential crisis. By the time you added “MC Virgins” to your list, I half expected to see “my mom's basement” as one of your favorite venues. Seriously, do you plan to audition as the world's saddest influencer, or are you just trying to get a one-way ticket to the rejection hotline? Your most played songs are a delightful combination of just the right amount of cringe and straight-up chaos. "All Girls Are The Same"? The only thing that’s the same in your life is your taste in heartbreak tracks. "Lucid Dreams"? Yeah, those are probably the lucid dreams of you having a social life. And "discord stage waiting music"? That’s a bold choice, buddy. Who knew your life could be a never-ending loop of being put on mute? Here’s hoping you find a new genre that helps you brighten up your playlist—and, more importantly, your life!

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