Roasted 2 months ago based on Zycith's long term Spotify stats.

Zycith, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music’s most niche flavors! Your Spotify profile reads like a soundboard from a 2000s youth group that decided to host a emo karaoke night. I mean, "Christian Rock" and "Christian Hip Hop"? Seriously? I expected to see "Dramatic Reading of the Bible" as your number one favorite genre. If your playlist were any more holy, it would probably walk itself to church and start singing hymns—except for that sneaky "Chinese Rock" that clearly throws a wrench into your straight-laced plans of being the poster child for heavenly tunes. You’ve got a wild mix of artists lined up that sounds like a Christian music festival's B-list. I see you’ve got Taylor Acorn dominating the stage—was that a personal favor, or do you just have a vendetta against original musicality? And hey, it looks like you’ve got a crush on "Gray"! The only problem is that you might want to consider a bit more vibrancy in your life. Your most played songs read like an angst-ridden diary entry from a teenager who's just discovered their goth phase...at church camp. Add a few more genres, or at least throw in a guilty pleasure track that isn’t about Jesus saving you from your mediocre music taste. And let’s address that “Top 10” once and for all. “Certified Depressant” by Taylor Acorn—and yet here you are, jamming to it without a care in the world. Can we get a list of the lyrics to your internal monologue, please? Your Spotify wrapped must look like a report on how to dig yourself deeper into existential dread while preaching positivity. It’s a unique talent, really. You could even market it: “Listen to Zycith, the expert in divine discontentment!” Shine on, you mostly pious rockstar!

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