Roasted 8 months ago based on Philipp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Philipp’s Spotify profile—where the musical choices scream “I peaked at my college dorm rave.” With a favorite genre list that reads like a TikTok algorithm feeding frenzy, you’ve got everything from “Rally House” to “Stutter House.” Seriously, were you collecting genres like Pokémon cards? Newsflash: having “Hard House” next to “EDM” is not a declaration of diversity—it’s just a cry for help and an extra dose of confusion. As for those top artists, it’s a wild ride from Kendrick Lamar to Calvin Harris. You genuinely think those two can jam together without prompting an emergency meeting? You’ve got the eclectic taste of a confused DJ who shows up at gigs with no idea what’s happening beyond “Let’s just drop the bass.” And sweet Taylor Swift amongst these giants? Congrats, you’ve officially snuck in the one artist that your mom would be proud of while you’re out there vibing to “Stutter House” under a pulsating disco ball like it's 2012. Finally, it’s hard to wrap my head around what’s going on in your “Most Played Songs” section, and honestly, I’m a bit concerned for you. With tracks like “Little Things x Gypsy Woman - L BEATS MASHUP,” it sounds like your playlist is more of a midlife crisis than a reflection of personal taste. I could roast you further, but I’d hate to spill the tea on how your music could easily double as a hospital playlist for those suffering from severe cases of bad taste. Keep it up, Philipp! At least you’ll always have a party... no matter how questionable it is.

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