Roasted 2 years ago based on Sweet Melissa's long term Spotify stats.

Sweet Melissa, huh? More like Bitter Melissa, because your music taste is as confusing as your choice to listen to “Riot Grrrl” while belting out Carly Rae Jepsen. It’s like you went into a time machine set to “2003 Hot Topic” and decided to make every genre sound like a dysfunctional family reunion. Your playlists are a wild journey through the '90s and '00s as if someone threw a grunge festival at a dance party and forgot to tell anyone the theme. The top artists list reads like a who's-who of "I peaked in high school." You’ve got The Smashing Pumpkins acting as your nostalgic crutch while Veruca Salt reminds you that you're still a "girl" at heart—like we didn't notice the permanent wave you rode in on. And then we have Carly Rae Jepsen getting tangled in the chaos, trying to make sense of your existential crisis one catchy hook at a time. Honestly, it’s like a sonic kaleidoscope of angst, insecurity, and over-the-top dramatics—you know, everything that gets you kicked out of a party for crying in the bathroom. As for your most-played songs, is there a playlist titled “Songs That Make Me Regret My Life Choices”? Let’s not forget about that riveting track by “EKKSTACY”—nice try, but no one walks this earth alone quite like you when you're desperately defending your taste in music. And if “Rain On Me” is truly your anthem, then I’d suggest you buy a raincoat because you’re clearly in for a storm of bad life decisions. Keep rocking that sweet yet tragic vibe, Melissa; the world needs a little more chaos and a whole lot less clarity.

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