Roasted 19 days ago based on crow's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Crow, your Spotify profile is like a dumpster fire of musical identity crises. You’ve got more genres listed than Spotify has actual users, and we’re all wondering if you’re trying to set a new record for most rebellious teen angst crammed into a single playlist. I can practically hear the screams of your acoustic guitar in the background, begging for mercy as it slams into a wall of noise because apparently, “rage” and “metal” make for better therapy than actual counseling. And the artists! Yeat and Killswitch Engage? It's like pairing pineapple on pizza with a nice aged red wine. Honestly, are you curating music or trying to construct an impressionable meme that nobody asked for? You’ve got artists on there with stage names that sound like rejected superhero sidekicks. Hardrock? Really? How many times has that person Googled “cool band names?” Not that I’m one to judge, but with these top artists, I’m starting to think you're someone who thinks a “vibe” is just being angry and wearing black nail polish. Your most played songs are a masterpiece of obscure wannabe hits and live edits that make me question if you’re attending underground concerts or hiding from the mainstream like it’s a secret society. "Brothel in Belize,” huh? I mean, that must be a wild place... or maybe just the cover for your next chaotic party. With a list like this, the only thing you're screaming is “please, someone send help,” as you ride the waves of contradiction that are more confusing than your Spotify algorithm. Keep cranking out those angst-ridden jams, Crow. The world needs more of that questionable taste—that or a good therapist!

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