Roasted 12 days ago based on adds 🦖's long term Spotify stats.

Hey adds 🦖, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary left to rot in the dumpster behind Hot Topic. Seriously, 10 genres? I didn’t realize you were trying to create the world’s most confusing mixtape for a midnight emo revival, complete with a cringe warning. Bossa Nova?! That’s like putting pineapple on pizza to impress your friends at a goth reunion; just no one is impressed when they see your emotional buffet of sounds that couldn't decide if they wanted to cry or dance. And those top artists? It’s as if you decided to curate your playlist with the sole purpose of ensuring that you and your feelings could be as misunderstood and brooding as possible. I mean, “My Chemical Romance” and “The Smiths”? Congratulations, you've unlocked emo bingo! If you keep this up, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a therapy session playlist for someone who just can’t move on from their high school crush. Besides, we all know the only thing Hozier is saving is the music from your wild “join me in enduring my angst” schemes. Let’s face it, the only “rock” in your profile is the one you use to hide under. Your top songs read like a playlist you made for a funeral, or maybe just the obituary of your social life. Remember when you thought “Join Me In Death” was cool? Only if your goal was to scare away any potential friends! It’s time to confront the reality, adds 🦖: your musical taste needs a serious intervention and perhaps a good dose of sunlight—oh, and while you’re at it, maybe also swap the eyeliner for some actual human interaction.

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