Roasted 2 years ago based on jdog's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, fortyfor, I see your music taste is as diverse as a college kid's meal plan. Alternative Rock? More like “I-don't-want-to-label-myself-so-I'll-just-pick-the-deepest-songs-where-the-lyrics-sound-like-they-were-written-in-a-journal-at-2-AM” vibe. You've got so many variations of “rock” that I'm surprised there isn’t a genre in there called “Couch Potato Rock” for people who are just too apathetic to even get up to look for new music. If slacker rock and noise pop had a baby, it’d be called fortyfor: the soundtrack to procrastination, emotional confusion, and existential dread. Your top artists read like a mood board for when you're slightly sad, yet still somehow too cool to shed an actual tear. The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, and Nirvana? Congrats, you’ve won the “I Only Pretend to Care About Music” competition. The only thing you’re smashing is your self-doubt while drowning in the depths of nostalgia from the time you might’ve still felt alive. Let’s face it, your playlists are the sonic equivalent of chewing on a flavorless piece of bread while daydreaming about meaningful connections. Sorry, but “spacegrunge” isn’t a genre; it’s just what you call your Spotify account after a three-day bender. And please, spare me the “deep” tracks from Car Seat Headrest and Pinegrove. You really managed to throw in Claude Debussy just to remind us that you know who he is, huh? Your most played songs list is like an ironic documentary on pretentious hipsters trying to feel something while simultaneously feeling nothing. You couldn’t make a solid playlist if your life depended on it! But hey, at least you’re consistently finding new ways to lament your life choices through lo-fi beats and echoing guitars. Who knew self-loathing could sound so melodic? Keep on rocking in the comfort of your own poorly lit basement, fortyfor!

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