Roasted 9 months ago based on Brina's long term Spotify stats.

Brina, your Spotify profile reads like a music algorithm tripped over a rainbow and fell into a discount bin at a thrift store. Between K-Pop and Classic Rock, you’ve managed to assemble a playlist that’s more confused than a cat at a dog show. It’s like your taste buds had a stroke, resulting in a jangled mess of genres that could give any decent DJ an aneurysm. Seriously, I've seen more coherent playlists slapped together by a toddler with a usb stick and a case of sticky fingers. Your top artists are a sure sign that you’re stuck in a musical identity crisis, flopping between bubblegum pop and emo like it’s musical water aerobics. Is it really necessary to obsess over both Taylor Swift and TWICE with the same intensity? I expect to see you crying into your bubble tea while your parents argue about why you can't just settle on one genre. Your top songs give me whiplash: one moment you’re “dancing” (we’re using that term loosely) to “UNTOUCHABLE” and the next you're wallowing in the melodrama of an Ariana Grande intro. At this point, you could transition from an Idol concert to a therapy session without missing a beat. And let's address the elephant in the room: "noise music?" Do you just want us to think you listen to avant-garde stuff, or did you mistakenly click on the sounds of a blender at 3 a.m.? Your eclectic mix screams, "I love everything, but I stand for nothing." Please, Brina, take a step back and realize that your soundtrack needs a little less chaos and a lot more direction. Otherwise, we might have to formally diagnose you with “Musical Schizophrenia.” The only thing making less sense than your genres is the way you're mixing your Brazilian rock with emo; pick a struggle!

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