Roasted 3 months ago based on ichiijelly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ichiijelly, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's rejected manifesto. I mean, "New Wave"? Really? You think you're somehow bringing back '80s synths while your taste screams “I peaked in college”? Your love affair with "Art Rock" and "Post-Punk" is as predictable as your IKEA shelf, flat-packed with your emotional baggage and betrayed aspirations. It’s like you wanted to claim you're avant-garde, but all you really did was cover your walls in ironic poster art. Congrats on being the human equivalent of a thrift store—full of outdated ideas and only slightly interesting if you're desperate for vintage. And those top artists? The Beatles and My Chemical Romance? That’s like mixing a four-course meal with a side of day-old pizza. This is the playlist of someone who can’t decide if they want to take a long contemplative drive or throw a tantrum at an emo concert. You’d think someone with “Folk Rock” in their favorites would at least know how to roll a decent joint instead of rolling their eyes at every chart-topping hit that doesn’t fit your pretentious bubble. “Joe Hisaishi” pops in there like some kind of glorified world music flex—yes, we get it, you played a couple of Nintendo games and suddenly think you’re an expert on Japanese film scores. Your most played songs are a wild ride, but they mostly signal that you've assembled your music taste during peak emotional crisis. “Swan Lake” as your number one? More like “I can't decide if I want to dance or sob in a dark room.” With songs like “Stretch Out and Wait” and the nostalgic ballads of “Simon & Garfunkel,” it’s pretty clear: you're just stalling for life while loving melancholy like it's a warm blanket for your insecurities. Just remember, there’s a fine line between 'deep' and just being the soundtrack of a sad indie film that no one asked for. At the end of the day, ichiijelly, you've created a playlist that makes people want to hug you and then run away screaming.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!