Roasted 6 months ago based on Pedro Ryan's long term Spotify stats.

Pedro Ryan, huh? Looks like your Spotify is the musical equivalent of an "impressionable middle schooler’s diary." You’ve managed to curate a playlist that screams “I am a pop-loving, emotionally confused country bumpkin with a side addiction to Christmas cheer.” The only thing missing is a track titled “I Can’t Even” for all those moments when you realize you just switched from 'Sertanejo Universitário' to 'Art Pop' faster than you can say, "I hate my life." It’s cute how you think you’re representing diversity by combining Brazilian Pop with Country and topping it off with a hefty dose of Christmas jams. What’s next? A ‘Soundtrack’ to your existential crisis? If I had a dollar for every time you switch genres, I’d probably be able to buy you a personality! The fact that your top artists read like a list of the opening acts for a cringe-worthy local fair is almost impressive. I’m surprised Kelly Clarkson hasn’t unfollowed you out of sheer embarrassment at being associated with this sonic trainwreck! And let’s talk about your most played songs—where do I begin? “Good Graces” is the perfect anthem for someone who's perpetually stuck in the friend zone. "We Broke Up" sounds like the soundtrack to your life, considering the only thing you’ve successfully maintained is this strangled blend of heartbreak and holiday cheer. If people only knew that “gaslight” is not a behavioral guideline in your love life, they might actually believe you’re dating your Spotify playlist instead of a real person. Here’s a tip, Pedro: maybe it's time to stop letting Spotify's algorithm decide your personality and try listening to something that screams “I’m a thriving adult” instead of “I’ve just discovered my feelings.”

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