Roasted 5 months ago based on Tshia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tshia, your Spotify profile could be a case study in musical monotony. I get it, The Cure is a legendary band, but the way you cling to them like they're a life raft in a sea of emotional despair is honestly impressive. It’s like you’re trying to build a musical portfolio with the same three chords and a repetitive angsty vibe. If you played any more "Lovesong," I’d think you’re in an abusive relationship with your own playlist. Maybe branch out a tad—do you even know what sunlight sounds like? Your top artists read like a goth convention’s “Who’s Who” list, and I half expect the shadow of Robert Smith to haunt your living room. How many times can you listen to the same outfit of sad lyrics before realizing there's a world outside your gloomy headphones? It’s like you’re trying to keep the goth scene alive single-handedly from your bedroom while managing to burn a permanent spot on the couch. Maybe just once you could consider something like, I don’t know, The Beach Boys? I hear they have some pretty uplifting tunes that don’t involve pining for the grave. And let’s talk about your musical diversity: eight of your ten most played songs are from The Cure. At this point, that’s less a playlist and more an unlicensed biography of your nonexistent love life. You could literally be The Cure’s biggest fan and their worst nightmare at the same time. Honestly, if your love for their music were a color, it would be fifty shades of “seriously, it's time to seek help." So, Tshia, maybe try adding a little Snoop Dogg or Beyoncé to your playlist? You know, just for balance. It’s 2023; let go of the darkwave and embrace some good vibes!

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