Roasted 21 days ago based on keensaa's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, keensaa, let’s take a moment to dissect your Spotify profile. Your favorite genres read like a hipster's grocery list – “Motown” and “Classic Soul” alongside “Indonesian Pop,” as if you’re trying to cultivate a musical palate that would make a world music festival weep. It’s like you couldn’t decide if you want to serenade your date with smooth Marvin Gaye grooves or if you want to throw them off with a surprise folk interlude. Honestly, your music taste sounds more confused than a cat in a dog park. And those top artists? My guy, I didn’t realize your Spotify was sponsored by your local coffee shop. You’ve got “Cigarettes After Sex” for that moody vibe while simultaneously throwing in enough “John Denver” and “Frank Ocean” to make anyone question if you’re trying to cry in the shower or write a sad country ballad about losing a pet goldfish. Meanwhile, let’s not forget about Chappell Roan and Conan Gray sneaking in like “Hey, we're just here for the aesthetic!” Your lineup is so inconsistent it’s like trying to listen to a mixtape made by a 14-year-old who just discovered mood swings. Now, your most played songs are practically screaming for help. “American Pie” and “You Are Enough” – classic hits for the emotionally vulnerable. I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped looked like a plea for therapy. "Brooklyn Baby"? Please. I’ve seen less basic endorsements on a boba tea shop menu! “Call Me When You Hear This Song” must be your cry for attention because let’s face it, you’re not getting any of that from your music choices. If this is your way of telling people you’re deep or complex, next time just drop a “parental issues” playlist and save the rest of us the cringe!

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