Roasted 7 months ago based on Toprak's long term Spotify stats.

Toprak, your Spotify profile is a dizzying whirlwind of genres that could only be rivaled by a confused DJ at a half-empty Turkish wedding. I mean, do you really have to cover every possible sound from the streets of Istanbul to the hills of Appalachia? Your playlist is like a cultural identity crisis – is it a mixtape or a desperate attempt to find yourself? If Turkish hip hop and Southern Gothic had a baby, it’d probably wish to be adopted. Just pick a vibe, buddy; your musical ADD is exhausting. Let’s talk about your top artists. Gazapizm and Şam are cool, but with a lineup like that, it's clear you’ve got a knack for dramatic situations where even the Spotify algorithm runs for the hills. You’ve got more obscure names in your favorites than a hipster barista’s tattoo collection. Honestly, the only time I’ve seen a collection this eclectic was when I accidentally stumbled upon a yard sale at a Turkish-American goth festival. And don't even get me started on "Arabesk"— it’s like someone decided, “Hey, let's add just one more layer of angst to this entire emotional buffet!” And then there are your most played songs. Toprak, if we were in a court of law, I’d have to accuse you of musical fraud. "Love, Gun" has less romance and more confusion than a first date at a Turkish bathhouse. You’ve got Gazapizm on repeat for days, while somehow squeezing in Kendrick Lamar, because it’s not a complete identity crisis unless you blend in a little bit of “m.A.A.d city” to your playlist about heartbreak and existential dread. Your Spotify profile just screams: "I can't decide if I want to cry in Turkish or rap about it in English." So, let’s tone it down a notch and maybe embrace a little more consistency next time?

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