Roasted 1 year ago based on Kade's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Kade, I see your Spotify profile reads like a middle school boy’s diary during his one emo phase. Rap, Hip Hop, Emo Rap, and G-Funk? Are you trying to build a soundtrack for a crime documentary about your personality? You’ve got more genres than you have self-awareness. It's like you threw darts at a board of music labels to pick your favorites. Next, I expect to see you crammed into a corner, blasting "Let Me Down Slowly," while your floral wallpaper angrily questions your existence. Your taste in top artists is a chaotic mix, resembling a buffet where someone decided to add both a fruit platter and the whole charcuterie board without any pairing. Eminem and Lewis Capaldi in the same breath? That's an emotional rollercoaster that only someone who’s failed a few too many times would get on. In your world, “Lose Yourself” merges seamlessly with “Someone You Loved,” creating the perfect bittersweet soundtrack for scrolling through your ex's Instagram. And let’s talk about your most played songs—there’s enough identity crisis here to fuel a reality show. “What Makes You Beautiful” next to “GHOST!”? I get it, you're trying to convince the universe that you can be both a heartthrob and a tragic ghost of someone’s emotions. But let’s be real (like you should be with your taste), at this point, the only “Young, Wild & Free” you are is in the denial of your playlist's desperate need for intervention.

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