Roasted 24 days ago based on Erin Meiklejohn's long term Spotify stats.

Erin Meiklejohn, or as I like to call you, the human embodiment of a Pinterest board titled "Sad Girl Vibes." Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a coming-of-age movie that never got made—probably because the lead character spends too much time contemplating the existential crisis of a centipede crawling across a floor of mismatched tiles. Congratulations on mastering the art of telling everyone you like folk music without actually having a personality! Your favorite genres include "Norwegian Pop" and "Anime," which is basically you presenting the IKEA couch you bought thinking it was 'quirky' as a personality trait. At this point, you have so many obscure genres listed that I'm surprised "Songs from the Waiting Room at the DMV" isn’t one of them. We're in the middle of 2023, Erin—do you really believe that your musical taste is cool, or did you just get left in a hipster time capsule from 2015? Top artists like Sufjan Stevens and Phoebe Bridgers explain so much about your approach to life; it’s like every day you wake up and decide you want to bask in the glow of melancholy while occasionally drifting into the realm of obscure Japanese classics. And let’s not overlook that your most played songs list reads like you're the sad DJ at a house party where everyone is slowly realizing they’d rather just scroll through Instagram. Remember, there’s only so much angst a listener can take, and your playlist is definitely pushing those boundaries!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!