Roasted 11 months ago based on Ems's long term Spotify stats.

Ems, your taste in music is about as confused as a child trying to choose between dessert and broccoli. One minute you're belting out show tunes like you're auditioning for Broadway, and the next you're headbanging to metal. It's like a high school theater kid who fell into a wormhole of Sad Boy Spotify playlists. Why do you have both "Jangle Pop" and "Metal" on your list? Sounds like someone couldn't decide whether they wanted to sob on their bed or destroy it with a guitar solo. And let’s talk about those top artists. Hozier, Conan Gray, and so many Rickys—it’s like you have a secret mission to collect every sad white boy with a guitar. If you played your playlists for a crowd, they'd either be diving into the deepest pit of despair or wondering if they’re accidentally at a hipster funeral. Your most played songs read like a therapy session gone wrong. I mean, "Take Me to Church" followed by "Mr. Loverman"? It’s a classic case of trying to cope with love while simultaneously questioning your life choices. Spoiler alert: you may need more than a few sad songs to work through your existential crisis. Finally, what even is "Madchester" and why is it casually hanging out next to "Bedroom Pop"? Did you just toss together a bunch of genres that sound cool but make absolutely no sense? Your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by someone who lives life one mood swing at a time, and honestly, it’s hilarious. All we need now is for you to write a musical about this chaotic playlist where every song leads to another dramatic plot twist. I can already see the title: “Ems: The Tragicomedy of a Confused Music Lover.” Bravo!

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