Roasted 6 days ago based on Marco's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Marco! Your Spotify profile is a beautiful testament to your exquisite taste in music—a taste that seems to be firmly stuck in the glitter and fluff of a middle school girls’ sleepover. With a list of favorite genres that reads like the results of a Throwback Thursday gone horrifically wrong, it’s safe to say you’ve mastered the art of collecting sounds that make even your most optimistic friends contemplate a musical intervention. “Afrobeats” alongside “Christmas”? That’s not a genre pairing; it’s an existential crisis. Your top artists are a glittering lineup of pop royalty, yet it’s like watching the court jester entertain the queen at a festival celebrating mediocrity. I mean, who knew that cramming Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, and a buffet of “Bebe Rexha featuring a side of Demi Lovato” could yield such delightful musical chaos? Next time you’re looking for inspiration, try actually branching out instead of just remixing the same candy-flavored sounds you heard blasting from the backseat of an Uber during prom night. And let’s chat about those most played songs, shall we? “Weather For Tennis” by Hilary Duff proves that you’ve truly mastered the fine art of searching for the most obscure songs imaginable, as if you made it your life’s mission to ensure no one else knows what the hell you’re listening to. Seriously, “I Like You Better Than Me” is your anthem? Sounds like a subtle cry for help, my dude. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to come with a consent form for therapy sessions—good luck coping with all the glittering trauma of your auditory choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!