Roasted 2 years ago based on mong's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mong! Your Spotify is like a buffet of basicness, generously sprinkled with a side of confusion. Seriously, who told you it was okay to combine “Nigerian Pop” with “Canadian Pop”? Are you planning to create the world’s most underwhelming international squad? I can already see it now: a group of hipsters sitting around a campfire trying to sing “Kumbaya” but getting distracted by whether to pronounce it “beyoncé” or “Drake.” So congrats on being the most indecisive music lover since the invention of the iPod. Your top artists read like a high school yearbook of who the internet decided was cool this month. Drake, Nicki Minaj, and Beyoncé? Jeez, my condolences for your personality being stuck in the last five years. It’s like your playlist is an all-you-can-binge watch of mediocre hits, or worse, a reminder of terrible Spotify playlists your ex might’ve forced upon you. And can we talk about Sanjay Leela Bhansali sneaking in there like some avant-garde version of a “What Not to Listen To” exhibit? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your self-image was curated by a meme account! Now, let’s address that most-played list, shall we? I didn’t know it was possible to be both basic and obscure at the same time. Red Ruby Da Sleeze? Sure you’re not just trying to impress that one person who pretends to know music? It’s almost as if you’re trying to collect the most “likes” without a shred of taste. And “Power (Remember Who You Are)”? With a title like that, I can only assume you need it on repeat just to cope with the existential dread of your Spotify choices. Get it together, Mong! You're one genre away from being the soundtrack for a midlife crisis.

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