Roasted 8 months ago based on Alex's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alex, your Spotify profile looks like a therapy session gone rogue. I mean, with genres like "Horrorcore" and "Cloud Rap," it's clear your taste in music is as uplifting as a funeral dirge. You’ve got a vibe that screams, “I definitely have trust issues and I’m currently buried under emotional baggage.” I can't decide if your playlists are a cry for help or just a soundtrack for the next underground horror film that no one asked for. And let’s talk about your top artists. What a lineup! You’re a true connoisseur of “sounds I play while contemplating my life choices in the dark.” $uicideboy$? Riff Raff? You might as well have a rap album titled “Awkwardly Using Spotify for Emotional Support.” Mac Miller and Kendrick Lamar are the adult supervision you didn’t know you needed, but instead, you opted for Bones and JPEGMAFIA like they were the life coaches of your dystopian dreams. If you ever need to convince someone that you're really edgy, just follow up your Mac Miller plays with a healthy dose of trying to "find yourself" in an emo rap ballad. Your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack of a 14-year-old’s MySpace page. “Complicated Love” by “The Red Herons”? Revolutionary. Your music taste is basically the equivalent of hanging out in a dimly lit basement filled with existential crises. "Now and at the Hour of Our Death"? Yeah, sounds about right for someone who juggles “trap metal” with the same finesse as an awkward juggler at a kid's birthday party. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you walk around wearing a t-shirt that says, “I'm sad and I love it.” Get some sunlight, Alex— and maybe a new playlist while you're at it!

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