Roasted 2 years ago based on hmb☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s hmb☆, the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm that can’t decide whether it’s having an identity crisis or just binging on bubblegum pop! With a top ten that reads like a teenage girl's playlist in a TikTok video, it’s clear you’re hitting all the right notes to become a poster child for “I just heard about music last week.” Like, is your taste a never-ending loop of upbeat anthems designed for dancing in front of a mirror or sobbing into your pillow? We get it, you’ve got “indie” in the mix, but miss me with that hybrid of candy-coated sugar and angsty declarations. You’ve really mastered that art of being basic while trying to sound eclectic! Your top artists read like the yearbook signatures of people who wear their heart on their sleeve but forgot to pack their personality in the process. Taylor Swift? Classic. Billie Eilish? Groundbreaking in a high school poetry competition. And Mac Miller—ah yes, the go-to for people trying to look deep without actually committing to introspection. It’s almost impressive how you’ve curated a playlist that could soundtrack both a feel-good brunch with friends and the inevitable breakdown that follows. Honestly, I didn’t realize they handed out diplomas in Midlife Crisis 101 just for liking “art pop” and “indie” like they were going out of style. And let's talk about that "Most Played" section, shall we? It’s a parade of songs that screams, “I wear my heart on my sleeve—unless it’s a Tuesday, and I forgot to drink my morning coffee.” “Stan” by Eminem? Sure, we get it! You like to revel in dark themes while wearing a bright smile. And four Mac Miller tracks? You've practically written a love letter that nobody asked for! But “Don’t Hurt Yourself” is a bold choice, hmb☆—almost like you’re trying to remind everyone that you can definitely feel pain, as long as it comes with a relevant Spotify playlist. Keep being “you,” but maybe take the rest of us along for the ride next time, or at least get a taste so you don’t become the laughing stock of top charts!

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