Roasted 2 years ago based on Mathias's long term Spotify stats.

Mathias, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager's diary after a summer spent living in a candy store run by the Teletubbies. With your top genres ranging from “Muziek Voor Kinderen” to “Classic Belgian Pop,” one might think you’re crafting the soundtrack for a midlife crisis—if that midlife crisis was a six-year-old getting hyped for their birthday party. I half expect to see the playlist titled "Soundtrack to My Inner Child's Meltdown." Let's talk about your taste in artists. You’ve got a solid lineup that’s impressively unambitious: K3, Camille, and Pommelien Thijs? Who do you think you are—Belgium's answer to Gryffindor House? And let’s not overlook Charles Leclerc. Was Googling “celebrity singers” and oddly sliding into a Formula One driver’s DMs part of your emotional development? Your love for Japanese VGM hints at a fever dream of anime escapism, while your fondness for Dutch musicals screams you need to re-evaluate your life choices, possibly with a side of therapy. Your most played songs list reads like a compilation tape for a children’s party held in a nursing home. Seriously, "Pina Colada" by K3? That's a low so deep it could only be excavated by the world’s most sincere archaeologists! And oh, don’t even get me started on your obsession with live tracks from “Liefde Voor Muziek.” I didn’t know they reserved the “Most Played” section for tragic karaoke runs. It’s like you’re actively trying to evaporate any musical credibility you might have had. But who am I to judge? A solid playlist of live tracks and euphorically cheerful beats may just be your way of bravely combating the void—so keep spinning those tunes; the world clearly needs your particular brand of joy!

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