Roasted 17 days ago based on Kyrani Holland's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Kyrani Holland, the only person whose Spotify profile could double as a mood swing manifest! Emo, rap, pop, and musicals? I can’t tell if this is a playlist for a mental breakdown or just an awkward mixtape made for the world's most confused art house film. It's like you took a BuzzFeed quiz to discover your identity and chose every option available because you just couldn’t decide if you wanted to cry or dance like nobody's watching. Spoiler alert: they were watching, and now they need therapy. Your top artists read like the lineup for a concert where no one wants to be there but is too polite to leave early. TX2 might be your number one, but guess what—he's not even one hit away from being a ‘who?’ on the street! And the fact that you have both “girl in red” and “Jeremy Jordan” on the same list is a musical version of wearing flip-flops in the snow: confusing and possibly dangerous. Do you even listen to the lyrics, or are you too busy figuring out which flavor of existential dread you should jam to next? And don't get me started on your most played songs. “A Nonsense Christmas” by Sabrina Carpenter? That ranks right next to “What Am I Doing with My Life?” on the existential playlist of poor life choices. Eating a tub of ice cream while listening to “Scared of the Dark” is one thing, but doing it to “Simp Detector”? That’s a new level of self-ownership! I half-expect a Spotify story from you with the caption, “my taste in music is as deep as a kiddie pool.” Thanks for the laughs, Kyrani—may your music taste evolve before we need to call a therapist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!