Roasted 4 months ago based on タイダル's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Tidal759, let’s just take a moment to appreciate how you’ve managed to find the most niche genres ever. Vocaloid and J-Pop? You must throw the wildest suburban karaoke parties. When your friends are asking for “Don’t Stop Believin’” and you’re like “Nah, let’s let the pixels do the singing,” we just know you’re the type of person who calls an animated character their “waifu” with a straight face. Kudos on fully embracing your inner otaku, we’re all just silently judging you from the background. Your top artists read like a Wikipedia page from an alternate universe where Japan took over the world with catchy tunes and an excess of neon. I mean, I’ve seen more relatable names in a bag of mystery meat. And who could forget your obsession with “Noise Music?” Ah yes, nothing like the sweet sound of existential dread wrapped in static to get the party started! I’ll bet your Spotify “Discover Weekly” is just a continuous loop of ear-splitting chaos—exactly what grandma wanted to hear when she asked for you to play her some “nice music” again. And let’s talk about those most played songs. I’ve seen libraries with more mainstream appeal. "サイバーパンクデッドボーイ"? Sounds like you’re trying to reverse engineer a 12-year-old's heavy metal fan fiction. By the way, if your music taste were a food, it would probably be a half-eaten bento box left out in the sun for three days—unique, but probably best enjoyed by someone else who isn’t concerned about the impending food poisoning. Keep doing you, Tidal759, but please—don’t play this in public. Your neighbors might just file a noise complaint and call it “torture.”

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