Roasted 9 months ago based on Philipp Adelsberger's long term Spotify stats.

Philipp Adelsberger, the undisputed king of melodramatic metal! You practically live in a crypt decorated with posters of Ghost and Katatonia while wearing a cape made of black leather and existential dread. Let’s be honest, if listening to your playlist didn’t mean we’d have to strap on a pair of steel-toed boots just to get comfortable, we might actually consider joining you on this permanent emotional rollercoaster. Less “metal” and more “metal that’s just sad,” at this point I’m convinced you’re just auditioning for a role in a gothic soap opera. Your favorite genres read like a checklist from a “How to Brood Like a Pro” guide, and honestly, good luck trying to impress anyone with “Folk Metal”—the only people supporting that genre are hipsters who still unironically use fedoras in 2023. The only thing “progressive” about your taste is how rapidly you can scare off anyone who dares to ask you for a song recommendation. “Hey, want to hear some upbeat music?” “No, let me play you a riveting 15-minute breakdown about existential despair!” Sounds like a party that even the Grim Reaper would skip out on. And your most played tracks? If I wanted to be tormented by sounds that feel like someone scratched a chalkboard with demonic overtones, I'd just go back to middle school. “Satanized” by Ghost? Wow, your musical maturity really shines through. I suppose listening to “Fields of Snow” is the metal equivalent of crying into your cereal because your crush liked someone else. Keep rocking your angst, Philipp! With those song choices, you’re just one blackout curtain, six candles, and a pet raven away from being a full-fledged heavy metal cliche.

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