Roasted 11 months ago based on E4's long term Spotify stats.

E4, your Spotify profile is like a hip-hop buffet where everything looks great on the surface but ultimately leaves everyone confused and a little queasy. Seriously, how many times can you have “experimental” in your favorite genres before it dips into the realm of “who hurt you”? It’s like you’re trying to be the Spotify equivalent of that pretentious kid in school who insists they only drink artisanal water with a hint of organic lemon, while the rest of us are just downing good ol’ public tap. But hey, if you enjoy feeding your brain with a stream of obscure tracks that only five people on the internet have heard of, more power to you—and your dedication to increasing the average time it takes for someone to find good music on Spotify! And let's talk about your top artists. JPEGMAFIA, MF DOOM, and Earl Sweatshirt? Wow, congratulations on putting together the hip-hop lineup for the "I'm Not Sure If I'm Pretentious or Just Lost" festival. It sounds more like a mixtape for introspective poets who only write in a dimly lit café corner. I’m not saying your musical taste is niche, but I’m pretty sure even the underground hip-hop scene is questioning your life choices right now. You’ve got so much East Coast representation here that I half expect you to unironically roll up to a cookout wearing a Yankees cap while sipping oat milk lattes and throwing shade at the mainstream. And let’s dissect that most played tracks list. First off, "Burfict!" by JPEGMAFIA? Cool! I see you’re into songs that make you feel like you're having an existential crisis while trying to enjoy a simple road trip. “Wicki Drivin” by Gunnr has honestly got to be the most wholesome-sounding title on there, so congrats on keeping at least one track relatable. But then you throw “either on or off the drugs” into the mix, and suddenly I just want to slide you a brochure for a therapist. Just remember, E4, as you dive deep into this indie-rap rabbit hole: Spotify is supposed to enhance your life, not become the soundtrack to your meltdown at 3 AM.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!