Roasted 21 days ago based on Serena🌚's long term Spotify stats.

Serena, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster manifesto thrown up in a thrift store. I mean, "Riot Grrrl," "Queercore," and "Electroclash"? Your playlist could only be more niche if it featured sounds of artisanal hand-crushed avocadoes. It's like you accidentally fell into a trendy craft fair and decided to only listen to the music of folks who frown at mainstream success. Honestly, the only thing more confusing than your "Ballroom Vogue" obsession is trying to follow the plot of an avant-garde art film after a few too many mimosas. Your top artists list is a serving of musical whiplash that makes me wonder if your life is a sitcom where every episode ends in a chaotic karaoke night gone wrong. Megan Thee Stallion and "I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes" are somehow both on your playlist—are you trying to channel self-love or just looking for a new friendship group after a self-inflicted injury? The only thing I can deduce is that you're one bad breakup away from trading in your pop anthems for something a little more... well, fatalistic. At least your musical taste proves beyond a doubt that you could out-quirk a pack of hipster raccoons scavenging for organic snacks. And your most played songs? Wow. It's like you ordered a buffet of chaotic energy and then tripped over the punch bowl while trying to dance. "Fuck the Cistem" followed by "These Words"? It's like you're simultaneously rallying against the patriarchy while composing an apology to your high school English teacher. With that chaotic mix of sound, I half-expect your next album to be a posthumous release from the National Library of Unpopular Opinions. Keep it up, Serena—at this rate, the world will have a hard time taking you seriously, and honestly, that’s exactly how you want it!

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