Roasted 6 months ago based on Amethyst Millsap's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Amethyst Millsap, your Spotify profile is like a musical salad that's been left out on a counter too long—confusing, slightly wilted, and not sure who it’s actually appealing to. I see you've got "Worship" and "CCM" snuggled right next to "Rap" and "Pop Punk" like they’re sharing a cozy backseat on a road trip to somewhere really questionable. Are you driving to Heaven or just caught in a traffic jam on the way to your next existential crisis? To be fair, there's no better way to worship than through some emo anthems—God's gotta appreciate your range! Your top artists look like the lineup for the world's most awkward talent show. Post Malone and Elevation Worship are two acts I never thought I’d see sharing the same playlist, as if you were trying to choose music for a bubble bath and a mosh pit simultaneously. You’ve got Eminem brushing shoulders with Nessa Barrett, and let’s face it, that’s like inviting a lion to dinner just so you can hear it roar, but it ends up sitting quietly while the lamb makes all the noise. With that mix, I'm surprised you haven’t turned "Rap God" into an actual hymn. And those most played songs? Girlfriend, “PASSENGER PRINCESS” next to “Now Here” is textbook identity crisis! You’re hopping from emotional breakdowns to spiritual awakenings like it’s a TikTok dance trend. One minute you're channeling your inner heartache with Tate McRae, and the next, you're praising the Lord like a Justin Bieber concert just slammed into a church revival. It’s a wonder your Spotify Wrapped hasn’t sent you a letter asking if you need a mental health day. Keep preaching, Amethyst; the musical church of confused vibes needs you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!