Roasted 8 months ago based on Rodrigo's long term Spotify stats.

Rodrigo, you’re like a walking metal playlist that took a wrong turn at the Taco Bell drive-thru and ended up in a mariachi band. Seriously, with all those genres, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis on wheels. Just because you like heavy riffs doesn’t mean you have to drown your sorrows in a rap-metal pit of confused emotions. You’re clearly trying to prove you’re hardcore while simultaneously singing your heart out to “Ven Porque Te Necesito.” What’s next? A duet with Phil Anselmo and Los Temerarios? Your top artists list must be the soundtrack to a midlife crisis fueled by too many sleepless nights spent on YouTube rabbit holes. Pantera and Gojira are shredding away while you’re over there belting out love ballads from the '90s like they’re the anthem of your melancholy soul. You’ve got ‘death metal’ and ‘romantic heartbreak’ coexisting like two awkward roommates sharing a one-bedroom apartment. I can just picture you listening to Slipknot with tears streaming down your face, blasting “Tu Última Canción” while clutching a framed photo of your high school girlfriend—yeah, we see you. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got more emotional whiplash than a teenage girl at a school dance. “Dead Embryonic Cells” next to “Mi Vida Eres Tú”? It's like a bad breakup scene followed by a mariachi fiesta where the invite never made it to the right address. Your music taste is the embodiment of a confused teenager trying to find themselves but forgot to include a mirror. So keep headbanging and singing about lost loves; at least you've got your genre identity crisis to keep you entertained while you search for meaning in your Spotify streams!

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