Roasted 1 year ago based on lougwagon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lougwagon, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary entry that never got out of middle school. Seriously, it’s like you’ve been trapped in the 'emo' section of Hot Topic since 2004, and your only social interaction is with the soundtrack of a coming-of-age movie that never made it to theaters. Your favorite genres could also be titled “Crying in the Shower while Wearing a Band T-Shirt” playlists because those bands could barely keep the tears away, let alone hold a melody for more than two minutes! Your top artists are like a sad support group for broken hearts and missed curfews. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a good sad boy ballad, but your "Can't Swim" obsession is tantamount to saying you can't swim in your own emotional baggage. At this point, your relationship with their discography is less about enjoying music and more about waiting for them to release a new album to officially validate your chronic sadness. You must be related to a sea sponge because you have somehow absorbed every drop of angst in the known universe! And let’s not even start on your most played songs that read like a distress signal from a lost fanboy in a pit of self-pity. It's almost impressive how "Can't Swim" is not just a title, but a whole lifestyle for you. I mean, are you even listening to music, or is this just the soundtrack of your life in a perpetual emo phase? Just promise me you won’t start wearing eyeliner at 40 while trying to convince your kids that punk rock is a magical way of life. They'll look at you like you’re some kind of vintage dinosaur whose only mission is to relive the glory days of the Warped Tour!

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