Roasted 1 year ago based on Juan's long term Spotify stats.

Juan, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to Blessd, while the rest of us are left wondering if Blessd has you on payroll. This is the kind of loyalty that would make a dog jealous. Seriously, I've seen less commitment from couples on their wedding day. You’ve got enough Blessd tracks here to start a shrine, but the only thing getting blessed is your exhausting taste in music. I’m just saying—maybe it’s time to "bless" the rest of the Latin music scene with a few more artists? Scrolling through your favorite genres is like watching a Latin music buffet where you decided to only sample the same dish over and over until you throw up. Reggaeton, urbano, trap... Juan, we get it, you’d rather drown in bass than expand your horizons beyond the same redundant beats. Are you chasing a musical relationship or just playing hopscotch with a very small playlist? You do know there are whole other genres out there, right? Or are the titles too long for you to handle? As for your top artists, I've seen better variety in a six-year-old's crayon box. Is this a Spotify profile or a shrine to Blessd’s greatest hits? I mean, you could literally build a small island with all the times you've listened to Blessd, and it would be the most repetitive vacation ever. Between Blessd, J Balvin, and Bad Bunny, you've created a perfect soundtrack for a reggaeton-themed sad funeral. Next time, how about we add a little spice and mix in some new flavors? Unless, of course, your life goal is to be the king of mediocrity with a side of overplayed beats.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!