Roasted 10 months ago based on Tsunni's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Tsunni, your Spotify profile is like a labyrinth of pretentiousness. “Experimental Hip Hop” and “Shoegaze”? Please, it sounds like you’re going through a mid-life crisis at 23! You’ve curated a playlist that screams “I know all the good stuff, but I refuse to listen to radio hits because I’m above it all.” Newsflash: sometimes the mainstream isn’t a crime; it's just a vibe. But hey, keep telling yourself you’re unique while the rest of us enjoy the actual talent that’s been on the charts for years. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card: JPEGMAFIA, Tyler the Creator, and a sprinkle of Deftones? Congrats on collecting the most unlikable personalities in music! I can’t tell if you’re a trendsetter or just someone who couldn't decide what they want to be when they grow up, so you settled on a genre buffet. Is your life a Spotify Wrapped episode that’s gone horribly wrong, or did you lose a bet with a group of emo teenagers? At this point, your profile screams, “I’m emotionally unavailable, but I’ll throw you a bone with some ‘alternative’ recommendations.” And your most played songs? Wow, it’s like they’re competing for who can put the most people to sleep! If "I'm So Sick" by Flyleaf is what gets your heart racing, I have to wonder if you forgot your real favorite genre: sleep-inducing sadness. Listening to this playlist is like being trapped in an elevator with an artsy college student reciting bad poetry, and the only escape is to press "shuffle" on something that doesn’t make us question our life choices. Seriously, unleash the bops and let’s have fun for once instead of auditioning for an indie film that no one asked for!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists