Roasted 3 months ago based on fishcakez's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, fishcakez, you’ve really outdone yourself here. With a profile that reads like the tracklist of a discount mixtape at a small-town flea market, it’s clear you’ve spent more time trying to curate your Spotify than actually listening to anything new. I see you worship at the altar of Kendrick Lamar like he’s here to save your soul from the abyss of your sad, sad playlists. Have you considered that you may be one more “Alright” away from a complete existential crisis? And let’s talk genres. I mean, how many variations of hip hop do you really need? Are you trying to find the perfect vibe to cry in your car or is this some kind of elaborate playlist for a personality crisis? “Gangster Rap” and “Rage Rap” should be banned from your profile, considering the most dangerous thing you've ever done is try to parallel park. Plus, “melodic rap”? How very ‘try-hard’ of you—yes, explore your feelings, but do we really need a genre for you to feel like you’re the protagonist of an indie film? Your top artists list reads like a résumé of someone trying way too hard to appear cultured. You’ve got Kendrick in every slot; honestly, we get it, you’re not just into music, you're into *feelings*. And then there’s madk1d, who I can only assume you’ve included to seem edgy and mysterious, like you’re trying to impress someone at a house party that you awkwardly crashed. Spoiler alert: it’s not working. Next time, maybe throw in a few artists who haven’t been played at least a billion times; you’ll be amazed at how refreshing it can be. Or, you know, just stick with Kendrick—clearly, that’s your comfort zone.

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