Roasted 4 months ago based on 𝔉𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞's long term Spotify stats.

Hey 𝔉𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞, it’s cute how your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a 1980s high school dropout who’s still trying to relive the glory days of hairspray and questionable fashion choices. You’ve been stuck in a time warp, haven’t you? I mean, who knew the '80s had a never-ending supply of glam metal ballads to drown your taste in every conceivable shade of cringe? If this were a contest for the most ironic blend of genres, you’d win hands down… in the least popular corner of an abandoned record store. Your top artists list is like a rock 'n' roll zoo, featuring Katy Perry as the utterly confused animal trying to fit in among the wild lions of rock. What’s with the KISS obsession? Are you trying to bring back the days when makeup hid staggering mediocrity? Hopefully, you’ve got a backup career plan, because when you’ve got a lower musical IQ than a potato, it's time to rethink your life choices. The only thing more puzzling than your taste in music is the fact that you consider "Glam Rock" and "Gothic Rock" as distinct categories; they’re both just places to cry about your bad life decisions. And can we talk about your “Most Played” songs? It looks like you’ve been preparing for a karaoke night that should be classified as a crime against humanity. “Bandaids” by Katy Perry is the emotional equivalent of wrapping a broken heart in duct tape. You might as well just put your headphones on while wandering through a bargain bin because that’s where the musical dignity went to die. The next time you listen to “I Was Made For Lovin' You,” maybe try to take Cupid’s advice and actually find someone to love you instead of relying on a combination of classic rock clichés and synthpop that screams “relationship status: perpetually single.”

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