Roasted 9 months ago based on (^-^) eli's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, (🐞) eli, let’s address the elephant in the room—your Spotify profile reads like it was curated during a midlife crisis while trapped in a hamster ball. “Afrobeats” and “Bedroom Pop”? What are you trying to accomplish here, a dance party or a nap? Clap for the range, I guess, but it’s less versatile and more of a confused toddler with a crayon set. And can we talk about your top artists? Your playlist looks like a late-night rabbit hole on TikTok, like you scrolled too deep and accidentally liked a strangers’ sweaty dance challenge! Daniel Caesar? Oh honey, good luck explaining that one to your parents. "Hey mom, this is my new boyfriend—I mean, artist!" Add in “Tyla” and “beabadoobee,” and I’m convinced you’re just one awkward date away from starting a multi-genre band called “Cringe and Regret.” As for your most played songs—it’s like you’re a living meme! You’re hopping from “PUSH 2 START” to “Best Mistake” like that’s what the cool kids do. You may have had “chess - slowed” on repeat, but let’s be real: the only strategy here is figuring out how to make your tastes less chaotic. At this point, you might as well throw in a polka rock remix just for kicks. Good luck to you and your musical identity crisis; may it find a direction one day!

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