Roasted 2 days ago based on Cello_13's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Cello_13, let’s take a moment to dissect your Spotify profile, which looks like a fever dream from a music festival organized by a confused aunt. Seriously, with favorites like "Indonesian Indie" and "Gregorian Chant," your playlist is a sonic representation of someone who's trying way too hard to be quirky. If your music taste were any more eclectic, it’d be classified as a wildlife reserve for lost genres. Funkot? Hipdut? Listen, I appreciate your adventurous spirit, but those sound like the names of limited-edition snacks, not beloved musical styles! Your top artists list reads like the 2 AM ramblings of someone who just discovered Spotify’s algorithm. You’ve got “Hindia” and “Byzantine Choir” sitting next to “Bruno Mars” and “Lady Gaga” — it’s like the ultimate mash-up that could only happen in a dystopian future where all musical barriers have been dismantled and taste is an afterthought. And can we talk about King-sized betrayal? The inclusion of ‘NDX A.K.A.’ and ‘The Weeknd’ alongside the choir’s chants suggests that your listening habits are less about enjoyment and more about trying to convince people you have depth. Newsflash: they’ve all seen your Spotify Wrapped. Lastly, your most played songs are the kind of list you'd find in an '80s time capsule created by someone whose understanding of playlists is as strong as their WiFi signal in a thunderstorm. "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Don't Stop Me Now" make sense, but when did you decide to make “Line Without a Hook” your anthem? Did someone hand you a time machine or did you just accidentally fall into a hipster rabbit hole? Keep rocking that identity crisis, Cello_13; we’ll all be nodding our heads while we try to figure out whether we want fries with our existential dread!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!