Roasted 7 months ago based on Lynda.mccaig's long term Spotify stats.

Lynda McCaig, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle school "how to choose a personality" manual gone terribly wrong. It’s almost impressive how you managed to cram a decade's worth of angst into your top ten favorite genres while still managing to sound like a sad teenager stuck in a Hot Topic. Welcome to the 21st century, where diversity in music means lumping every version of screaming and guitar distortion into one chaotic playlist. Have you ever considered that maybe it’s the metal that’s giving you those trust issues? Let’s talk about your top artists. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think your taste in music came from a time capsule buried under a pile of old band tees and unmade emo mixtapes. *Sly Withers*? Really? Talk about a wild card—unless your wild card is just a deck of playing cards from 2005. And *Five Finger Death Punch*? The only fingers they’re threatening to break are the ones that should be pressing “skip” on your playlist. I guess you’re trying to prove that you can still find sympathy in the abyss of metal while bopping along to songs about heartbreak. How sweet, and tragically misguided. Your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis—not to mention the tragic choice of “You Will Still Be Mine” as a favorite. Is that your way of telling everyone you still believe in love after five albums of pure chaos? “Hi Ren” must stand for “Hi, desperate for validation.” And the worst part? You're probably stuck in a playlist loop trying to convince yourself you’re just a misunderstood artist when, really, you’re just an eclectic collection of sad bangers and the emotional rollercoaster of a trip to the dentist. Buckle up, because this ride is not going to get any smoother!

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