Roasted 22 days ago based on Sharuthjaa's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Sharuthjaa, the proud curator of the South Indian Soundtrack Hall of Fame. Your Spotify profile is less of a playlist and more of a Spotify "Please Help Me" hotline! Look at you, drowning in everything Tamil, Telugu, and Kollywood like it’s an eternal love affair. At this point, I'm convinced that you're either a secret ambassador for regional South Indian music or just really trying to unearth the ancient secrets of being the most niche fan ever. If there was a contest for the least diverse taste in music, you’d win by an absolute landslide—while dancing to "Tamil Hip Hop," naturally. Your top artists read like a "Who’s Who" of every popular South Indian artist since the dawn of time. You’ve got the usual suspects, but then there's Ariana Grande thrown in there like the wild card nobody asked for. Why are you trying to show us that you listen to mainstream music? Spoiler alert: No one’s beginning or ending the night with "Dhibu Ninan Thomas"! That’s like going to a five-star restaurant and ordering instant noodles to feel grounded. Not to mention that your favorite songs resemble an obscure restaurant menu from a street corner in Chennai; I’m half-expecting to see “Oorum Blood” served with some spicy idli on the side. And let's talk about your streaming history—it's more tragic than a Kollywood movie plot. The fact that "Beer Song" is up there in your most played list makes you the poster child for regretful decisions. You’ve got an entire library of songs, but somehow you keep coming back for a tune that's literally about downing a drink like it's your last meal. Honestly, Sharuthjaa, you need an intervention. You say you like "Tamil Indie," but I've seen more indie spirit at a family wedding where everyone decides to take the mic after one too many shots of arrack! It’s time to diversify, my friend—no one has ever made it big by staying stuck in a musical time warp!
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