Roasted 9 months ago based on Cedi's long term Spotify stats.

Cedi, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis encased in a questionable Tinder bio. With genres like "German Hip Hop" and "Hypertechno," it’s clear you’re living your best life at the intersection of pretentiousness and confusion. You might think you're curating a unique vibe, but honestly, it feels like your taste in music is the musical equivalent of a sad buffet—lots of half-baked options that nobody asked for. You truly are the hero we didn’t know we needed, fighting off good taste, one obscure track at a time. Taking a look at your top artists is like witnessing a bad reality show unravel; I half expect to see "The Real Housewives of Autotune" pop up in your playlists. Tream and HBz? Sure, you’ve got connections with the hottest acts in underground Germany, but my dude, you can't rely on niche hype to fill your musical void. And let’s ponder the wisdom of including “Glam Metal” and “Hard Rock” alongside “Turkish Hip Hop.” It’s like having a picnic while juggling chainsaws and your mom's old disco ball. I’m impressed, but also slightly horrified. Your most played songs are, how shall I say this, an embarrassment of riches that just makes me richer in sarcasm. “Panic Room”? More like your emotional state after realizing your Spotify Wrapped is just a whisper of who you could've been without that cringe-inducing obsession with "No Broke Boys." I mean, no offense, but if you’re rocking out to "One Last Breath" by Creed, I can only assume you’re waiting for someone to jumpstart your artistic soul with a Defibrillator. Keep on vibing, Cedi, but do us all a favor: next time you hit shuffle, maybe do it blindfolded. You clearly need some surprises in your life.

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