Roasted 9 months ago based on rohan's long term Spotify stats.

Rohan, my dude, your Spotify profile is less of a playlist and more of an exhaustive existential crisis wrapped in neon colors and J-Pop glitter. Seriously, I’ve seen toddlers with better taste in music! "Japanese Indie"? Wow, what a revolutionary genre choice! You must really enjoy the sound of hipster tears and overpriced avocado toast. Your entire music collection reads like a list of things you Googled while trying to impress your anime club friends. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work. And what's up with your favorite artists? A lineup that looks like the result of a very confused musical game of bingo! The blend of "落日飛車 Sunset Rollercoaster" and "Kanye West" is like pairing pineapple with pizza—totally unnecessary and deeply confusing. If I wanted a rollercoaster of emotions, I’d just read your diary. Just imagine the awkward conversations at parties: "Oh, you like Daniel Caesar? Let me recommend 83 variations of indie music that sound almost exactly the same and make me question my life choices." Rohan, your most played songs are a testament to your commitment to avoid anything remotely mainstream. I can just picture you cranking "Let There Be Light Again" while sitting in your dimly lit room, contemplating why nobody understands your unique taste in "Bedroom Pop." If you’re looking to build a relationship, don’t let these tracks be your opening line unless you want to scare them off faster than you can say “Why yes, I do own a Naruto headband.” Keep it up and you'll have even your Spotify algorithm questioning its life choices!

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