Roasted 3 months ago based on Ryan's long term Spotify stats.

Ryan, my dude, your Spotify library reads like the world's worst identity crisis. It’s like you taped a modern-day popularity contest between high school kids in a small town. Cycles of sad boy emo rap and the occasional vibe shift to punk rock – as if you couldn’t choose, so you just decided to smash them all together like a toddler with finger paints. “East Coast vs. West Coast”? More like “Couldn’t Pick a Side Despite the Heated Debate.” When you're not crying along to Juice WRLD, it appears you’re busy arguing with your mirrors about whether you're more Tyler or Kanye (spoiler: it’s neither). But let’s cook up some of that top-tier comedy from your list of most played songs! How hilarious is it that Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” barely hangs on to that number one spot, like a dad trying to connect with his emo son? You're buried under a pile of lyrical angst, yet the only old dude you take dutifully into the mix is Ol’ Blue Eyes, all while the rest of the playlist sounds like it’s just one sad Instagram caption after another. And what's the deal with “Nope your too late I already died”? That’s straight-up cringe, Ryan. Sounds like the inner thoughts of a guy who swears he’s got a way with words but ends up text-blocking himself into a corner. And can we just address how your love for Kanye runs deep? My guy, you have more Kanye tracks than an aspiring producer in early 2000s Chicago. It's great that you're supporting his artistic evolution, but when your playlist has more Kanye than radio stations in a blackout, the only thing we're listening to is your desperate need for validation. If “Romantic Homicide” and “Runaway” weren’t begging for help enough, you’re basically constructing the soundtrack for an emotional breakdown. You’ve got heart, Ryan, but you seriously might want to upgrade to a therapist instead of looking for more tracks to wallow in.

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