Roasted 6 months ago based on Andrés Garza's long term Spotify stats.

Andrés Garza, your Spotify profile reads like a DJ's fever dream and a teenager's karaoke night gone horribly wrong. I mean, who needs musical diversity when you can just wallow in a never-ending loop of beats that sound like they were made by an over-caffeinated robot? With favorite genres like "Big Room" and "Melbourne Bounce" littering your list, it’s clear you’re desperately trying to replicate the thrill of a rave without ever having actually left your parents' basement. It’s EDM, not E-Dammit, stop! Your top artists are a collection more confused than a chameleon at a disco. Post Malone and Skrillex? That’s like mixing tequila with fruit punch and calling it gourmet. And can we talk about your obsession with “Bzrp Music Sessions”? The only thing more predictable than your Spotify Wrapped is you trying to convince everyone that you actually like real instruments. I guess listening to Hyperpop on repeat counts as "diverse" when you have the attention span of a goldfish in a techno club. Finally, your most played songs are a great reminder that taste is subjective, but honey, you’ve taken that concept and bent it to the point of breaking. “Still into You” by Paramore? Congratulations, you just alienated anyone who thought you had a shred of coolness left. Honestly, at this point, the only thing you’re bopping to is the sound of your own cringeworthy jams playing on repeat. If I were you, I’d invest in earplugs for all the times you host dance parties—those poor friends deserve better!

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