Roasted 2 years ago based on Gze Shmurda's long term Spotify stats.

Gze Shmurda, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a confused college freshman who just discovered they could experiment with multiple genres and is still trying to figure out who they are. With a taste more scattered than a toddler's art project, it’s a miracle you haven’t officially declared “EDM” as your lifeline. Newsflash: "Big Room" isn't a genre—it's just the sound of a party that got too out of hand. Honestly, looking at that lineup, I can only assume you’re 80% reverb and 20% regrets. Your top artists make it clear that you're a "who's who" of forgettable DJ names that only exist to spice up the background of a local bar's happy hour. not one of those artists rings a bell louder than a microwave’s beep. And let’s not overlook the audacity of including “David Guetta” next to “Naeleck”—it feels like a kid trying to convince their parents that they have a diverse taste because they accidentally clicked shuffle on a playlist made by someone who just discovered SoundCloud. It’s like you’re going to the club, but instead of dancing, you’re just introducing an awkward silence. As for your most played songs, wow, they could seriously use some therapy. “Prisoner” by “Kelo”? Sounds like something someone who wants to escape the clutches of basic music might listen to while crying under their duvet. And “Touch The Stars” by “Leila Pari”? With a name like that, she’s either a motivational speaker slowly losing her audience or a pop icon who made a wrong turn on the highway to success. Gze, if your playlist gets any more niche, it’ll need its own zip code! Just remember, in a world full of musical giants, your profile is roughly the equivalent of an inflatable couch at a bougie party—unwanted and definitely deflating.

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