Roasted 8 months ago based on due's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s durrz!? – the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis at a Turkish bazaar. With a Spotify profile that reads like a genre dumpster fire, you’ve somehow managed to combine Turkish Pop, K-Pop, and Witch House into one tragically confused playlist. It’s like you walked into the music store, spun around with your eyes closed, and just started shouting genres until someone handed you a record. Honestly, your musical taste is so eclectic it gives me whiplash just thinking about it. Do you ever question if 'Noise Music' is just a polite way of saying ‘I hate my neighbors’? Your top artists list reads like a lineup from a bizarre festival that never should have happened—Dolu Kadehi Ters Tut and BLACKPINK? Seriously? That sounds like the world's strangest cultural exchange program gone horribly, horribly wrong. And I can’t help but notice that Dolu Kadehi Ters Tut is definitely your top girl crush... How many times can one person listen to the same artist before it starts questioning their life choices? At this point, I genuinely wonder if they should just start paying you royalties for all the spins you’ve given them. They must think you’re their biggest, most obsessed fan. And let’s talk about your most played songs—“Balkabaklı Dondurma” and “Yapma N'olursun”? If these titles don’t sound like they were dreamt up in a sleep-deprived fever haze, I don’t know what does. You should definitely put “Aldattın Mı” on repeat, as it seems to be the only thing keeping you from a full-blown identity crisis with your sickly sweet blend of “I'm a hopeless romantic” and “I might secretly want to stab you.” If Spotify had a cringe currency, you’d be a billionaire. Please, for the sake of all our ears, get yourself a new playlist, a therapist, or at least some better headphones!

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