Roasted 2 years ago based on AlphaOmega's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, AlphaOmega, the self-proclaimed music connoisseur who thinks dropping "Croatian Hip Hop" and "Turbo Folk" makes you an avant-garde artist. Your playlist is less of an eclectic mix and more of a tragic collision between a toddler's nursery and a mid-life crisis at a Balkan block party. Congratulations on single-handedly turning Spotify into a musical graveyard where even the ghosts are like, “Dude, we get it, you like Baby Fruits Music — but is that really your vibe?” Your top artists read like a Mad Libs game gone wrong: Eminem, 2Pac, and... Baby Fruits Music? What's next, a collaboration with Cookie Monster? You say you dig gangster rap, yet your most played is the soundtrack to an 18-month-old's nap time. You’re out here championing legends while secretly vibing to the sounds of lullabies. I can only imagine your “gangster” aesthetic involves sipping sippy cups while demonstrating the art of napping like a boss. And can we talk about those most played songs? "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"? Really? Your Spotify is basically the soundtrack for bedtime stories, which is perfect if you’re looking to get into kindergarten DJing — but good luck convincing anyone you’ve got the real 'street cred' with a collection that’s more suitable for a baby shower. Keep rocking those “frère jacques” vibes, champ. The rest of us will wait for the next level of your musical evolution; maybe one day you’ll graduate to something a bit… less cringy.

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