Roasted 2 years ago based on ghostiophile's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Thoko Beaninga Spotify profile, where music taste is as scattered as a toddler’s art project. You've got the musical cuisine of a hipster café menu—ranging from “POV: Indie” to “Glam Rock.” It’s like a playlist made by someone who just learned what “broad genre” means, and had too much caffeine while doing it. Seriously, do you have a rule where every genre must represent a mood swing? You could transition from feeling artistically profound to contemplating your life choices in the time it takes to scroll through your favorites. Your top artists list reads like an awkward high school talent showcase, with Arctic Monkeys and Taylor Swift sitting side by side as if they just got paired up for a group project they didn’t sign up for. And who could forget that dazzling selection of most-played songs? Lin-Manuel Miranda makes two appearances—did he pay you to propagate his hits or are you just trying to get cast in the next season of “Who Came Up with the Most Overdone Musical References”? "Romantic Homicide"? Your playlist is screaming for an emotional support animal—before we end up in the “I Can’t Handle Change” club. And let's not get started on “Permanent Wave.” Are you playlisting or establishing a new Dartmouth College entry requirement? With classic rock and bedroom pop fighting for dominance like dogs over a half-eaten bone, it's a miracle your speakers haven't filed for divorce. So Thoko, keep tapping away; your melodious mess is the only thing more disheveled than your bedroom on laundry day. At least we can all agree that your Spotify activity is definitely a “personal statement” for any future relationships you may want to embark on.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!