Roasted 2 years ago based on Richy's long term Spotify stats.

Richy, your Spotify profile is the sonic equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in a candy store. I see you’ve stacked genres like they’re Legos and you’re the unfortunate child who can’t quite figure out how to build anything substantial. “Rage Rap”? Seriously? That’s about as deep as a kiddie pool, and at this rate, you’d drown in a puddle of Lil Uzi’s tears if he heard how much you're riding the rap wave of 10 different flavors, all while lacking that one essential ingredient: taste. Your top artists list reads like the line-up for a “Disappointment: The Musical.” I mean, we get it—Chief Keef is a relatable king of chaos, but you’ve assembled a roster of rappers whose combined IQ doesn’t even match Drake’s shoe size. Honestly, your playlist is so heavy on the auto-tune and light on the lyricism that it’s practically a campaign for audiophiles to stay away from headphones altogether. Hearing it is like being stuck in an elevator with a dude who insists on playing his SoundCloud hits on repeat—just pure awkwardness set to a trap beat. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Third World”? More like “Third Rate”! Your picks sound like a Spotify algorithm hit the random button after a long day of bad decisions. Repeating “Michigan” twice is a real power move, though—nothing says “I have no taste” like playing a song that sounds like it was recorded in a friend’s basement while he sat in laundry. Let’s be honest, it’s time for an intervention. Stop hiding behind the excuse of “I’m just vibing” because, buddy, those vibes are the auditory equivalent of eating plain toast with water.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists