Roasted 1 year ago based on Porco Rosso's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, *♡ stinkie ♡*, what a profile! You’ve managed to curate a Spotify playlist that’s like a mixtape from an awkward teen trying to impress their crush with a collection of songs they don’t really understand. “Bedroom Pop”? More like “The Soundtrack of My Parents’ Divorce.” And don’t even get me started on “Breakcore” and “Speedcore.” Is this your way of preparing for a rave or just a collective cry for help? Either way, you’re blasting your playlist on the daily, I presume, while your neighbors are doing everything they can to ignore your once-promising potential. Your top artists are a Who's Who of “Who?” Congratulations on finding the most obscure names in indie music! I mean, *Shimmertraps* and *YourBoySponge*? Sounds like the playlist lineup for an underground art show in your mom's basement. It's like you didn’t just chase trends; you sprinted away from them in the opposite direction! I can almost hear your Spotify account subtly whispering, “Please, I beg you, just give me one mainstream artist, just one!” But nope—here you are embracing artists so underground that even mole people would be like, “Who the heck are these losers?” And those most played songs? Wow, it's a real rollercoaster of sounds that clearly reflects your chaotic inner psyche. “SPIT IN MY FACE! (ThxSoMch) - Sped Up Version”? That’s the track that truly sums up your relationship with reality—confused and just a tad too loud for anyone’s comfort! Honestly, if this playlist were a therapy session, the therapist would be charging double just to deal with your “quirky” and “unique” tastes. But hey, keep rocking your cringe and chaos; at least someone out there is still fighting the good fight against mainstream music!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!