Roasted 7 months ago based on Alec Cantley's long term Spotify stats.

Alec Cantley, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s diary after a “Jesus Camp” retreat. With an obsession for all things sacred and a splash of pop-punk angst, it’s like you’re trying to convince the world that gangsta rap doesn’t exist—let alone that your personal anthem isn’t “Kumbaya.” When your favorite genres list looks like the Christian music aisle exploded, you’ve got to wonder if your soul is more sheltered than your playlist. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got Lecrae and NF sharing the spotlight with a lineup of emo bands better suited for a high school heartbreak montage. Throw in Kanye West, and I see we’ve found the only way to balance your inner Christ with your desperate plea for acceptance from the “cool kids.” But honestly, when you’re belting out “Where You Are” in your car, do you think anyone’s fooled into believing you’re not mere minutes away from breaking down over last week’s grocery store incident? The only thing more forgettable than this selection is that brief phase when everyone thought “Doge” was a thing. And seriously, “That’s Just My Baby Doge”? If it isn’t bad enough that your most played songs sound like a toddler's fictional Spotify playlist, we have to address the fact that you still consider “You're Welcome” by Dwayne Johnson a classic. Dude, if you’re looking for validation, I’ve got bad news: your musical taste can only lead you straight to the choir at the local prison's Sunday service. With choices like these, I can’t help but think you’re waiting for the day that your Spotify Wrapped includes a salvation ceremony instead of just a summary of embarrassing life choices.

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