Roasted 2 years ago based on tomm☆so's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Tomm☆so, let’s unravel this tangled mess of a Spotify profile you've concocted. With a favorite genres list that reads like a K-Pop conversion chart for lost pop souls, it's clear you’ve managed to avoid any semblance of personal identity. You’ve got more pop in your playlist than a soda factory explosion, and the only thing more predictable than your genre choices is how many times you’re gonna play "Norman fucking Rockwell." I mean, are you even trying to diversify, or did you just get stuck in a Lana Del Rey loop of sad girl anthems while scrolling TikTok? Your top artists list is basically a "How to Be an Emotional Trainwreck" guide—congratulations—you've mastered the art of whiny ballads and catchy choruses! All that’s missing is a therapist on speed dial because with "Melanie Martinez" and "Mitski" holding hands with your bestie "Lana," it feels like you’re just trying to collect the full set of heartache. Let’s just say you have enough angst to form a support group for high schoolers who took one too many aesthetics classes. I’m surprised you haven’t started your own K-Pop girl group with how many boy and girl groups you’ve fan-girled over; “Tomm☆so and the Sad Saps” could really top the charts! As for your most played songs, it's practically a love letter to Lana and a year-long invitation to a pity party. Between the “Summertime Sadness” and “Pretty When You Cry,” it’s like Rage Against the Machine said “Let’s sing about our feelings!” You’re blasting them on repeat like you’re auditioning for a sad girl awards show. Just remember, there's a whole world of music out there that isn’t caught in the whirlwind of melancholic pop—it’s time to let that freshly formed K-Pop army stage a coup on your playlist, or else you’ll be the only one performing emotional karaoke at the top of your lungs forever.

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